Even More! Experiments in Sleep Deprivation (czarrie) wrote in van_on_fire,
Even More! Experiments in Sleep Deprivation
czarrie
van_on_fire

Do They Know It's Christmas? I Don't...

As the months progress, I find myself suffering from frequent boughts of insomnia. Sitting up listening to the rain, I find myself constantly harassed by visions of two fatty sacks of roasted tenderloin known as Rachael Waterman's breasts. How troubled they must be, and how troubled I am, and I assume the members of this community are, as a result. How am I...how are any of us supposed to get any sleep knowing such precious cargo is probably in the hands of a 14-year-old muscular lesbian carrying the nickname of "Rip Kennedy"? Tis a shame, as they say.

The List of Waterman Connoisseurs continues ever-so-gracefully, much to everyone's, including most likely Waterman herself's, delight. However, it's simply a list, and I figure I owe every one of you more "hard" evidence, in case the day would arrive where you would, say, have to prove in court you technically have a timeshare on Rachael Waterman's right nipple (Damn the United States legal system). So, I present to you, hot off the presses, official VOF member cards! Aw shit? Damn straight!

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