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Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Subject:So Long, and Thanks For All The Gas
Posted by:czarrie.
Time:4:52 am.
It's been a long haul, but this horse has been beaten into the liquid core of the earth.

I like to think I did my part in this whole affair. And hey, although I have no evidence, I think there's a song named after us. Cool.

If you got it, I appreciate it. It you were appalled and offended, you were probably the type we were making fun of.

Adios, Rachelle. P.B.W.H.
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Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Posted by:czarrie.
Time:8:02 pm.
Whoa! Sorry about the lapse in time. A lot has obviously happened since the last time I posted, so I think a link to Wikipedia should do the trick.


The biggest news is that she's free, although in the custody of her father. So close and yet so far, eh?

The plan is thus -- we all organize a big basket, filling it with incenses, candles, and other flammable, smelly things. In the middle, a postcard with gentle, sweeping cursive kindly requesting the prescense of her body in some sort of unclothed fashion.

Oh, and a gift certificate couldn't hurt -- suggestions?

We must assemble this soon, like a task force, before her father goes ninja on her and leaves her body in an Alaskan corn field. You must never underestimate the Alaskan natives' overwhelming sense of right-and-wrong.
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Friday, March 10th, 2006

Posted by:xmortal_coilx.
Time:11:47 am.
Rachelle's Livejournal has been deleted! (03/08/06)

RIP smchyrocky!
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Tuesday, August 16th, 2005

Posted by:czarrie.
Time:7:02 am.
El Jay has a little poster up with a bunch of images using the cover of "8,000,000" posts. We know the real reason it exists, though...

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Tuesday, August 9th, 2005

Subject:No Worries In Bigina
Posted by:czarrie.
Time:12:53 am.
"...Rachelle had a rebellious streak, wearing clothes intended to shock..."

The rest of the article is pretty dull, so no worries.
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Sunday, August 7th, 2005

Subject:Have You Forgotten?
Posted by:czarrie.
Time:1:25 am.

In your daily rush through life, have you felt cold?



Lacking a certain something that keeps your penis able to fit through the round hole in the piece of wood?


What could it possibly be?

Have you forgotten about me (and my massive breasts)?

We're still here for you and your obscene desire to make love to a teenage matricidist, and from the looks of the high price of psychiatric treatment, we'll be here awhile.

BUT WE NEED YOU! (Dear god, does the blink tag actually still work...)

But me? I am but a humble servant of Miss Waterman and her deliciously-puffy nipples! What can I do?


We can try, though, and that's always better than nothing. First, print out this prayer mat:

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Now pray. Pray for breasts, for health, for money and debt relief. Honestly don't give a shit, as long as it's Waterman-related.

This may or may not help

Did I mention my big penis???

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Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Posted by:deathofthelight.
Time:7:36 pm.
This is probably the best community ever. I love it! Thanks for putting it up.
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Sunday, July 31st, 2005

Subject:Do They Know It's Christmas? I Don't...
Posted by:czarrie.
Time:10:31 pm.
As the months progress, I find myself suffering from frequent boughts of insomnia. Sitting up listening to the rain, I find myself constantly harassed by visions of two fatty sacks of roasted tenderloin known as Rachael Waterman's breasts. How troubled they must be, and how troubled I am, and I assume the members of this community are, as a result. How am I...how are any of us supposed to get any sleep knowing such precious cargo is probably in the hands of a 14-year-old muscular lesbian carrying the nickname of "Rip Kennedy"? Tis a shame, as they say.

The List of Waterman Connoisseurs continues ever-so-gracefully, much to everyone's, including most likely Waterman herself's, delight. However, it's simply a list, and I figure I owe every one of you more "hard" evidence, in case the day would arrive where you would, say, have to prove in court you technically have a timeshare on Rachael Waterman's right nipple (Damn the United States legal system). So, I present to you, hot off the presses, official VOF member cards! Aw shit? Damn straight!

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Friday, July 22nd, 2005

Posted by:czarrie.
Time:8:47 pm.
Hard to believe it's been about eight months since the name "Waterman" graced our eyeballs. Well, Rachael is still in jail, and I am still without a rendez-vous. Sad and alone we both are, yes.

Ah, to imagine how a frightened and scared Waterman's nipples must perk-up in those cold, damp cells - tragic but arousing, is it not? Rachael may not be in the best situation for the future, but look at it like this: if she is to one day befriend my firehose, she must be broken-in and shown the soap on the floor. It is like training a dog. A very sexy dog. To be used for dog sex.

I've been recieving a lot of fan mail lately, mostly with requests to redirect their love, in whatever water-soluable form, to the future Mrs. Waterman. To which I say to you - hands off her, and hands off in general. That is disgusting, and you will most assuredly grow hair on your eyeballs. Have you ever felt a hair in your eye? Multiply that by a thousand and cover your hands in man juices to prevent any form of wiping or itching to relieve the pain. See? This is my territory, I claimed it, her perky breasts are mine along. That doesn't mean I don't mind sharing, of course...

The Rachael "Jail Bait LOL" Waterman List

Reply to this post with a specific time and date, sans year, which will be the first year of her release from jail / prison, and I will grant you formal permission to persue Mrs. Waterman to your heart's desire. But please remember! Curfew, people! I would not enjoy sending the hounds after such devoted fans.
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Monday, April 18th, 2005

Subject:An Ode To Waterman's Breasts
Posted by:czarrie.
Time:4:49 pm.
Note - This will be the first in a series of analyses of Rachelle Waterman's breasts

The Holy Grail of this community, Rachelle Waterman's Breasts, are a hidden gem that we have nary a clue to. We do have the photo album - for that, at least, I am thankful. Let's start by analyzing the two best shots on there:

From this, we can assume one thing: she is not flat-chested in the least. However, to what degree is what we're after. Let us first compare the two extremes:

A clue the second one lends is that even while wearing a sweater and standing up, indents are still noticeable - a clue that she is, indeed, endowed to a certain extent. But we need something more precise - something that shows the depth of the cleavage, and the depth of the bra, so we can calculate the breast size.

The above doesn't seem to be much, but you can make out both a bra outline on her right breast, and light traversing through the cloth and reflecting off of the skin at the top of her cleavage, giving us something to work with in the next installment.
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Subject:Welcome to Van On Fire!
Posted by:czarrie.
Time:4:31 am.

Welcome to the Unofficial Rachelle Waterman Fan Community Thingy, aptly (but jestly) titled "Van On Fire". Before I start this thing up, considering the situation and all, I figure it'd be best to knock off a few public questions and such.

Who is Rachelle Waterman?

Rachelle Waterman (also known by her handle, smchyrocky) is an attractive Alaskan-born native who just happens to have been charged with the murder of her mother, who was killed with a blunt object and then burned to then ground in a minivan (thus the name).

Er...and what is Van on Fire?

We're here to idolize Rachelle, regardless of what she did, how she did it, or if she ends up in prison or not.

Why? Are you sick or something?

Not in the least. This has less to do with morals and ethics and more to do with wanting to get it on with a redhead from Alaska with a taste for the unique.

That's just disgusting.

Context. It's all about context. A solider kills twenty people, he's a hero. A teenage girl kills one person, she's violent and insane. My point is - we're all a bit fucked-up on the inside. Best we all make an outlet somehow that doesn't involve invading a country.

I'm reporting you to the Abuse Team!

If girlkilledmom can have a community, why can't we? We're not saying "Kill Your Parents", we're saying we want to see Rachelle's sweet Alaskan body in some shape or another

Have you seen...

...The photo album? Yes, that's where the community icon got it's source image before retouching.

"Retouching", eh? So she's ugly.

Yes, I would spend valuable time creating a community to have someone I thought was ugly expose herself to us online. Think about it.

But she is ugly!

No, you're ugly!

So, how do I join?

Membership and Posting is open, so just go to the Community Info page, and click away.

What exactly is posted here?

Anything really that relates to Waterman - news, pics, fan art, fan fics, and other assorted items like that. However, I draw the line at coloring books. Some things just aren't meant to be.

What about you? Can I become your friend? And why the obsession, personally?

If you want. I'm no one special, and this community only serves as a tiny, microscopic hobby. I don't think about Rachelle Waterman when I'm dreaming or doing my usual routine, if that's what you mean.

What about weise? Why not idolize him?

He's kinda dead, so except for the necrophiliacs in the audience, not a lot we can do with that. Besides, he was a bit of a prick. Pretty cool dude, but should have realized pot goes straight to the brain. Stick with cigarettes and LSD, folks.

So...erm...what's the goal here?

To get Rachelle to either comment, post, or flash us. We aren't complex people, and this community should reflect that.

You're all going straight to Hell!!

God I hope so.
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